Dan Brown and associated farts

as i stated in a previous post, i finished 148 pages of "Angels & Demons", at the airport book shop before i was shooed off. Since i hate leaving books unfinished, i asked a ardent fan of DB to pass me an E-text of that book. nobody should ever buy any book by DB , infact he ought to pay us for reading his tosh. and what a tosh. Angels ..... had the lamest ever ending of all the books i've encountered, Five findouters included. dear god!!! and what makes me really really angry is that his books get accused of being Literature ( blasphemy) and that he has revived the art of reading among masses. this is to all the "masses", go obese, become fat, drink lot of beer , see t.v develop a high cholestrol but don't for heavens sakes read DB or read DB and say what a effing good author he is because he so is not!!!!!.
DB is essentially a Sidney Sheldon spawn which is what makes him a fart in the first place. he apparently read a Sidney Sheldon book while holidaying in Tahiti. thats what makes him a bigger fart. who reads while sitting on a beach in Tahiti?? what a loser!!!!. and who gets inspired by Sidney sheldon???. Sidney sheldon is another fart, who has an avid fan base in Khalsa college if you please. so DB , all inspired decides to pen an international racy thriller called "Da vinci code". and now i shall gleefully proceed to trash this magnum opus. this book is shitty to say the least. get this, a dead man with arms and legs spread out in the da vinci gallery of the louvre museum, and our hero, robert langdon goes on a pentacle rant. and 80 pages later realises that the "clue" is prolly the vetruvian man. and no sex!!!!. what kind of racy thriller has no sex?? and she was french for heavens sakes!!. bobby is prolly the only protagonist to have made it to the bestseller list without demonstations of virility. sad.
im not angry with DB for laughing all the way to the bank, bill gates, another fart, who makes far lousier products is the bloody bank. no it ain't that. what makes me angry is that this clever manipulator is hailed as the messiah of reading!!!. hes a terrible author with a penchant for ultra lame endings and people who think im wrong can go obese, become fat, drink beer, see T.V and develop a high cholestrol!!!
oh before i forget woe betide any quizzer who uses DB "fundaes", IM Pei indeed, stop being a fart !!!.