Mech Ado About Nothing- 09.06.03

editor:AI
written during the class of RSK( fluid dynamics)

With the war on , at full swing, its been reported that certain nations (especially the “crayonable” ones), raelians, and rival arctic Eskimo gangs are rather envious and a trifle disappointed that they weren’t included in the exclusive, elite and hoi-polloi-ish “axis of evil”.
With iraq, (for once) experiencing a heady night life,Iran catching some stray missiles, and kim, (the dear ol chap), definitely giving that white house dinner a miss, certain sections (especially the “crayonable” ones) are going green at the attention being bestowed on the three.
As the propaganda minister of Eritrea put it “we want the United States, to realize that the world map also contains Eritrea. So what if we don’t have oil? every one knows we have a vast , inexhaustible resource in single horned wild pigs.We also want our thatched huts to be bombed, what’s so special about Iraq?, its blatant discrimination, they’ll never bomb anyone who is black!”. The minister, after that venomous outburst, added in a rather conciliatory tone, that Eritrea would name their official single horned wild pig, after Donald Rumsfeld , if only the U.S would oblige. The pentagon has noted down that offer.

Although its hard to sound cool like the “axis of evil”, nations are scrambling hard to form axes that are as cool, as cool as it will take to get the attention of the U.S airforce. France, Luxemburg, and Switzerland have decided to form the “ axis de la crème flaumage” roughly translates to, “ axis of cream cheese for breakfast”. And if that wasn’t a mouthful, Guatemala, Argentina & Belize have come together as the “ axis of havens for former Nazi dictators”, cheekily, trying to miff the U.S via Israel. Pakistan, Libya, & Chechenya are calling themselves the “axis of d-evil”. Not too original but the pentagon thinks its “ wicked cool”. Australia, France & Italy are the “ axis of incomprehensible accents”, although they had thought about putting in “grape mafia” somewhere, but Italy objected, saying “ it wouldn’t peeve America enough”.

France , as the world notes, is going out of its way to ,er cheese America. The real reason for this, as one inside source put it, “ anything to remove that metal monstrosity, the Eiffel tower from the sky lines. A century of pretense is more than a nation can bear”. Consequently, france is also a part of the “ axis of we-support- a- gay-America”, “ axis of Michael-Jordan- is- actually French”, not to mention the daring affront, “ axis of tiger-woods-is- wholly -overated”.
The American reaction to this French tactic has been largely muted. According to a senior pentagon official, “ we’d love to bomb the crap outa them, smoke chirac out, but the effect is super cool on thatched roofs and half-naked villagers. However if they desperately want the poo to hit the fan, they could supply us the bombs and the fighters, we’ll ask our test pilots to do the job”

Thus, the world waits with bated breadth, to know which country will get the honour of hosting the biggest tourist block, the U.S army. Whichever it will be, is sure to be the envy of several nations, raelians and of course, rival arctic Eskimo gangs.